By Sage Bourland

Here you go! Hope you are all doing well!


GH



As you probably know by now, for reasons I absolutely cannot fathom, GH has danced home with yet another “Outstanding Writing Team” Emmy award under their sweatly little armpit. What this means, friends, is that nothing is likely to change. Why would you re-structure a multi-award winning writing team even if they do suck? The awards announcer mistakenly introduced Elizabeth Korte as Head Writer rather than Bob Guza… if only. Guza was not present that the awards, but he was appropriately felatiated by those accepting the award, primarily Korte herself.

Steve Burton cringes at the smashed up couple name Brandon Barash has given to the newest bromance in Daytime, Johnny and Jason. He calls them, “Johnson,” which Burton feels is “wrong on so many levels.”

The Carnivale of Death will host more than one tragedy. Not only do Dominic and Max get plowed by the car driven by drugged up Edward, but Jake will also wander off and end up needing emergency care at GH. Jason is extremely upset by this and even less thrilled when he comes upon Nikolas and Elizabeth in a heated clinch. Andrea also finally dies in the carnival story, freeing up soap vet, Martha Byrne from this turkey of a story.

Even though we are immersed in this carnival drama, the climax for November sweeps is said to be a real ball breaker, referred to as “a big twist.”

There is great speculation about the people coming onto the canvas when Helena Cassadine returns with Luke this week. One of the character descriptions sounds a whole lot like a Stefan return and tongues are wagging about that.